tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
it was like eating out sand paper
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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