hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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