clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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