So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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