i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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