And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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