I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
