if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
