Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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