Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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