Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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