I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
40s are totally the cure
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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