is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
