Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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