is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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