Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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