Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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