somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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