let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I love you. Go after that dick
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