somebody snuck up and got me drunk
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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