I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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