drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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