belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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