You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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