Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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