My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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