Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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