Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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