There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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