He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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