That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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