Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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