IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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