oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
it glows. i had to have it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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