She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
