I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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