I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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