Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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