I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize