thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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