They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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