This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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