Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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