on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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