Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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