we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Randomize
