I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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