I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
