Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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