I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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