There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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