so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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