He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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